Once upon a time, there was a guy with little-to-no imagination. His hopped-up-on-goofballs fiancee' demanded that he make up story after story to entertain her. Eventually he snapped, and went up to the roof of the hospital. From there he peed on all the people leaving the building, shouting "It's okay! It's sterile! You can drink it!" When the cops arrived, they talked him down, and put him in a straight jacket. Then they placed him in a rubber room, and he spent the rest of his days bouncing from wall to wall. The End.
Once upon a time, there was a talking chipmunk. Not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill talking chipmunk, either. He had terrible gas. So bad was the gas, that eventually the other talking chipmunks banished him from their community. Fortunately, the stinky chipmunk found a group of pool-playing skunks that he could hang out with, and who wouldn't mind his odor. They taught the chipmunk everything they knew about pool. Before long, the chipmunk was taking the skunks to the cleaners in every game they played. Jealous, the skunks kicked him out of their group, leaving him alone again. Not one to give up, the chipmunk moved to Las Vegas, where the smelly pool rooms of downtown would hide his gas problems, and allow him to continue to play. Eventually his prowess got him an invitation to the World Pool Tournament. He won the tournament easily, and received a check for a million dollars. While out on the town, spending his winnings, he ran into Britney Spears. They immediately fell in love, got married, and lived happily ever after. The End.
You belong in Orchis House because you love to laugh in bed. Sex and love are both sources of great joy to you, and you're not too picky about it, as long as you can enjoy yourself, and enjoy your lover. You know how to bestow joy in sex, because that's what you want from your lover, too. Take this quiz!
For you, chemistry doesn't really happen without compatibility. Companionship and openness are the most important parts of your relationships. Whoever you love should be your best friend. And falling in love with a good friend is never out of the question.
Why your love can last: You only fall for people who you truly understand... and who truly understand you
Why your love can fail: Sometimes you don't admit how important physical chemistry is to you