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Subject:Stories you make up while your baby is hopped up on goofballs.
Time:06:31 pm
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Once upon a time, there was a talking chipmunk. Not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill talking chipmunk, either. He had terrible gas. So bad was the gas, that eventually the other talking chipmunks banished him from their community. Fortunately, the stinky chipmunk found a group of pool-playing skunks that he could hang out with, and who wouldn't mind his odor. They taught the chipmunk everything they knew about pool. Before long, the chipmunk was taking the skunks to the cleaners in every game they played. Jealous, the skunks kicked him out of their group, leaving him alone again. Not one to give up, the chipmunk moved to Las Vegas, where the smelly pool rooms of downtown would hide his gas problems, and allow him to continue to play. Eventually his prowess got him an invitation to the World Pool Tournament. He won the tournament easily, and received a check for a million dollars. While out on the town, spending his winnings, he ran into Britney Spears. They immediately fell in love, got married, and lived happily ever after. The End.
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