Once upon a time, there was a guy with little-to-no imagination. His hopped-up-on-goofballs fiancee' demanded that he make up story after story to entertain her. Eventually he snapped, and went up to the roof of the hospital. From there he peed on all the people leaving the building, shouting "It's okay! It's sterile! You can drink it!" When the cops arrived, they talked him down, and put him in a straight jacket. Then they placed him in a rubber room, and he spent the rest of his days bouncing from wall to wall. The End.
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